Writing

  • Kris Jenner Commissions Tim Burton to Create Boyfriend for Khloe Kardashian

    Kris Jenner Commissions Tim Burton to Create Boyfriend for Khloe Kardashian

    We can’t wait to see what he cooks up! Lets just hope he doesn’t have a Frankenweenie! ;)

  • How to Manage the Symptoms of PMS (Possession by Malevolent Spirits)

    ‘Cause we all know your inner avatar is Lizzo, not Beelzebub the avenging devil of the underworld!

  • 20 Things You Spent Money On This Year That You Should Remember When You Think You’re Done Donating To The Black Lives Matter Movement

    1. Uber you took to happy hour when you lied about being “on my way!” and didn’t have time to take the Subway. ($11.50)

  • Request for an Extension on Adult Milestones

    To: My instagram followers, my mom’s book club, my math teacher who didn’t believe in me.

Writing

  • 20 Things You Spent Money On This Year That You Should Remember When You Think You’re Done Donating To The Black Lives Matter Movement

    1. Uber you took to happy hour when you lied about being “on my way!” and didn’t have time to take the Subway. ($11.50)

  • How to Manage the Symptoms of PMS (Possession by Malevolent Spirits)

    ‘Cause we all know your inner avatar is Lizzo, not Beelzebub the avenging devil of the underworld!

  • Request for an Extension on Adult Milestones

    To: My instagram followers, my mom’s book club, my math teacher who didn’t believe in me.